[Real Life] Stunned Homeless
Out at lunch I'm walking on Capp Street. Up ahead are three people sitting. One got up and stands in my way. "Hey man you got any change?" barks the man. I pop back "nope." "I can hear it rattling in your pockets." I jingle my jacket pocket, "What you hear are housekeys. But you don't know that sound because you're homeless." Stunned, they just look at me while I pass.
2 Comments:
eric...you know i worship you right? this would only appear on www.overheardinmyhead.com...not in my actual state of real beingness.
ha! why has that never occurred to me before?! GENIUS!
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