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I think there's an old saying about how masturbation will make you go blind. I'm not certain it's true, but staring at porn 8 hours a day will. Of course it probably has more to do with the computer screen, but I digress. Children-- porn will make you go blind!
posted by Eiríkur @ 10/06/2004 06:52:00 PM
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When I was six I remember sitting in the carbon-monoxide seats of my parent’s late ’70s powder blue station wagon. I would lip-sync to Crystal Gayle’s “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue” looking over at the drivers of other cars. I was convinced they would see me and think that I was Crystal, broadcasting directly to their AM dial. Recently I realized I was just high on fumes.
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